So What If She Smells a Bit; She’s Still Good!
It’s like you’re own farts; you know they stink, but you like them. Critical + Seeds stink too, luckily everyone likes it! Smart people improved upon the best and came up with this beauty by using math like the + in the name implies. She’s a department store full of good qualities like speed, intensity, and more!
- Feminized and Famous
- Massive 900 - 1200g Yields
- Smooth, Fruity, Delicious
Without a doubt, the Critical + Strain is DinaFem’s most popular marijuana seed, and The Gorilla is all thumbs up. She’s clearly one of the highest yielding cannabis seeds, but with zero sacrifice to the high quality The Gorilla demands.
Since you’re already hooked, here’s the finishing touch: The Gorilla always ships quickly and discreetly, providing no-risk browsing and purchasing via the Gorilla Seeds site!
To celebrate, Buy Lots of DinaFem Seeds Critical + Now!
NB: Nobody wants to agitate The Gorilla, so please be mindful of your local laws regarding weed seeds. Absolutely no germination, cultivation or Critical + grow action allowed!
- Cannabis Genetics?
- New & Improved Critical Plus
- Yield Notes?
- 900 to 1200 Grams
- Flowering Time?
- 7-8 weeks
- Sativa / Indica ratio?
- 50% Sativa - 50% Indica
- Great Aftertaste
- Smooth & Fruity/Skunky - Too Intense for Stealth without Heavy-Duty Filters
- Height notes?
- Up to 2.5 Meters Outside
No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!
Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:
- Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
- Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
- Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
- Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
- Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
- Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.
We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK
NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.
Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?
The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.
99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:
- UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
- European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
- The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There
Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.