Keep it Real...Keep it Gorilla!
Gorilla Seed Bank may be relatively young, but with more than 40+ years’ cannabis seed experience shared between its founding members, you won’t find any novices here.
Based in the UK but with an international spread, the Gorilla team have had their hairy hands in projects since they were cannabis seed infants, but having surged to the pinnacle of the industry, and had success in each of their particular fields, they have decided to come together to form a cannabis seed ‘super-group'.
The Evolution of Gorilla
10 Years in the Jungle
For a decade in his natural habitat, our gorilla faced every predator imaginable. While he easily handled a hungry leopard or snake, nothing prepared him for a world so hostile to The Real Gorilla Seeds.
But what didn’t kill this massive ape only made him stronger. Today, our same dedicated, lovable gorilla is still your best source for feminized seeds. However, he’s all grown up. By his 10th birthday, the guy’s seen everything.
From Russian hackers to scammers and Brexit, no unstoppable force can challenge this immovable object.
And our gorilla has the battle scars to show for it. His face tough and rugged from years of fighting, you see the burning anger in his eyes. But beneath those flames and defiant roars, there’s something stronger than vengeance or fury.
Determination.
Our gorilla doesn’t care who or what stands in his way. For this, some may call him a hero. But in his mind, he’s just keeping it real!
Nothing Can Stop This Beast!
Like a spitfire pilot on a one-way mission, our gorilla doesn’t worry about himself. His goal - his entire purpose - is to deliver premium cannabis seeds. This plan was the same 10 years ago as it is now - but with extra muscle.
This fierce but friendly ape saw his share of flak, dodging bullets from every direction from greedy poachers trying to steal The Real Gorilla Seeds. Consequently, there’s probably no obstacle this hairy powerhouse hasn’t seen. But like the champ he is, our gorilla eats through them like fresh bananas.
Worldwide lockdowns? Our ape isn’t a fan of cages. Self-righteous haters? Try hating him to his face. Borders? A gorilla’s world is borderless.
If the gorilla could speak, “quit” wouldn’t be in his vocabulary.
Real Gorilla Seeds
Nothing makes our gorilla angrier than less evolved animals who use our name to push their quality cannabis seeds. We’re The Real Gorilla Seeds, not Wish.com. When we say you get amazing feminized seeds, we mean it.
Clearly, imitators don’t understand the danger of angering a wild gorilla - especially one fiercely loyal to his cannabis seeds customers. He’s taken plenty of hits, so go ahead and mess with his body. But anyone who messes with this name had better be good at camouflage. The gorilla doesn’t appreciate imposters in his jungle!
The Real Gorilla Seeds is proud to have a gorilla who shares our values. Plus, he takes payment in bananas, which cuts our overhead. In turn, we pass those savings onto you, the people who keep us going!
Meet the Top Gorilla's
Meet the top Gorillas. Nice looking bunch don't you think? looks can be totally deceiving! But in this case they're not! These guys make The Gorilla Seed Bank what it is today. Without them, The Gorilla would be totally stuffed. The Gorilla started with just one man and a vision. After years of frustration ordering cannabis seeds for himself from other seed banks and being continually let down, Alex knew he could provide a much better and personalised service, which was something the other seed banks had seemed to have forgotten. The Chief Gorilla decided to recruit likeminded passionate and devoted people to assist on his crusade in making collecting cannabis seeds a hell of a lot nicer and easier, leaving you with literally no alternative but to come back for more! Checkout out The Gorilla Story for our history.
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Sarah
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Stephan
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Chelsea
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Alex
(Content) -
Steve
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Ben
(SEO) -
Luke
(Digital) -
Simon
(Operations)
GORILLA ON A MISSION
“Gorilla’s goal is to provide nothing but the best of the best, to each and every customer at all times: the best seeds, of the best quality, from the best breeders and at the best prices. All wrapped up in a completely trustworthy and reliable service.” – Head Gorilla
By always pushing the envelope, Gorilla Seed Bank will make sure that each and every customer has a first class experience now and in the future.
WHERE’S GORILLA GOING?
Gorilla has a phenomenal team who are incredibly passionate about their industry.
They are constantly researching, testing, improving and perfecting everything: from Gorilla’s selection of cannabis seeds, to their telephone manner and Gorilla impersonations.
- The Widest Selection
- Rapid Dispatch Times
WHAT IS GORILLA SEED BANK’S GOAL?
The ultimate goal of Gorilla Seed Bank is to become the first place every cannabis seed fan comes for cannabis seeds, because they know it is the place to come for the best deals, the best quality seeds and the best service anywhere.
This Gorilla Means Business.
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