Painkiller XL
Painkiller XL reaches an impressive 150 cm in height outdoors with extra-large buds stacked from end to end, top to bottom, adding up to massive 550 gram yields!

Painkiller XL

Soothes the Body, the Mind & the Soul!

Many medical marijuana proponents believe that the best therapeutic benefits come from the widest range of cannabinoids including both THC & CBD. With 9% of each, Painkiller XL is the total package! This 75% Sativa draws her power from medical marvel Juanita la Lagrimosa and finishes in 8 weeks after the flip with XL 500 gram yields inside or out. Order yours today!
  • 100% Feminized Seeds
  • 550 gr/m2 Yields
  • Fast 8-Week Finishes
  • 75% Sativa, 25% Indica

1 Seed - $16.58

3 Seeds - $43.14

5 Seeds - $63.89

10 Seeds - $119.50

Respect 13 X Juanita la Lagrimosa!

With this Royal Queen Seeds creation, two of the world's best medical strains come together to create an unbelievably good blend of mild psychoactive highs and pain-relieving stones - the best of both worlds. Painkiller XL Seeds will leave you very relaxed, happy and clear minded but never incapacitated, sedated or even close to wasted.

If you're a hardcore stoner, you may want to pass, but Painkiller XL Seeds are Gorilla recommended for everyone else!

  • Painkiller XL Flowering Time = 8 Weeks
  • Short to Middling Heights - Under 100 cm Inside
  • Clear Head Highs with Mild Body Stones
  • Top-Rated Spanish and Dutch Genetics

Painkiller XL Cannabis Seeds are big on spiritual healing and big on yield. In just 8 weeks after the 12/12 switch, these resin-encrusted beauties can pump out up to 550 gr/m2 of compact, aromatic buds. Outside, they're just as good with over 500 gr/seed by late September. No need to wait forever to reap the rewards from this 75% Sativa!

Get Your Painkiller XL Feminized Seeds Now - They're Incredibly Good!

Cannabis Genetics?
Respect 13 x Juanita la Lagrimosa
Flowering Outdoors?
Late September
Flowering Time?
8 weeks
THC notes?
9% THC
Height Info?
Sativa / Indica ratio?
75% Sativa; 25% Indica
Height notes?
60 to 100 cm Indoors, 120 to 150 cm Outside
Indoor Yield?
500 to 550 gr/m2
Outdoor Yield?
500 to 550 gr/seed
Mainly Sativa?

Painkiller XL is another fine medical strain from Royal Queen Seeds, a highly respected Dutch breeder. As a premium blend of Respect 13 & Juanita la Lagrimosa, these 100% feminized seeds combine mild psychoactive properties with the ultimate in medicinal benefits to soothe the body, relieve the mind and lift the soul.

With a mere 8-week finish, Painkiller XL Cannabis Seeds are extremely fast for a 75% Sativa, and they're beginner friendly too! You'll have to look far and wide to find an easier medical seed than this one. THC and CBD are as even as it gets, averaging 9% each during independent testing. Get yours today!

No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!

Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:

  • Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
  • Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
  • Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
  • Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
  • Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
  • Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.

We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.

Gorilla Returns
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare

NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.

Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?

The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.

99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:

  • UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
  • European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
  • The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There

Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.

Don't Delay - The Sooner You Order Your New Marijuana Seeds, The Faster They'll Get There!

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