It's Critical You Get Some of These Buds In Your Hot Little Hand!


The Situation is Critical, Somebody Help!!!

Don’t panic, The Gorilla always helps his people. Brazilian, South Indian, and Critical Mass are all mixed up in this heavy feminized hybrid, producing the sexiest, chunkiest body you’ll ever get your hands on. Don’t just stare at her like a drooling idiot, make your move dude!
  • 100% Feminized Seeds
  • Up to 450 gr/m2
  • Big & Branchy
  • 16% THC

3 Seeds - $27.37

5 Seeds - $35.67

10 Seeds - $80.49

Make your Friends Jealous with this Mega-Hottie

Critical marijuana seeds are wicked fast with astonishingly large nuggs. The Gorilla isn’t kidding, you better tie her off and guide her if you don’t want all that top-heavy gorgeousness to tip over towards the end; you’d hate to do all that loving and nurturing for nothing!

Enough about looks, let’s talk some science here for a minute:

  • Critical will always please, with a wonderfully high 16% THC
  • With an average 400 gr/m2 yield, there’s plenty to love
  • Works well with in any environment

The Gorilla loves this lady, and The Gorilla knows best. This diverse hybrid from Advanced Seeds will keep you coming back and begging for more, so treat her right and she’ll put you in Critical condition all day long!

The Gorilla always offers superb customer service and prices that simply will not be beat. If somebody beats our price, The Gorilla beats them! The Gorilla also offers fast, anonymous shipping so that’s one less thing to worry about, right?

Click the button already! Buy Critical Feminized from Gorilla Seeds now!

Cannabis seeds are typically legal to own, admire, and enjoy, but don’t you dare try to grow them, or you’ll get King Konged in the face!

Cannabis Genetics?
Critical + X South Indian X Brazilian
Yield Notes?
350 to 450 gr/m2
Flowering Outdoors?
Flowering Time?
7-8 weeks
THC notes?
Height Info?
Sativa / Indica ratio?
Mainly Indica
Mainly Indica?
Height notes?
60 to 90 cm Inside - 2 to 3 Meters Outside

No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!

Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:

  • Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
  • Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
  • Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
  • Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
  • Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
  • Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.

We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.

Gorilla Returns
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare

NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.

Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?

The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.

99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:

  • UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
  • European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
  • The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There

Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.

Don't Delay - The Sooner You Order Your New Marijuana Seeds, The Faster They'll Get There!

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