Go ahead and laugh! We certainly did. No matter how funny you find the name, Cheesy Dick has made an impressive mark on the cannabis industry. This hybrid offers astounding yields combined with in-demand, old-school flavour and knockout results that the serious collector can’t afford to ignore. Before you know it, everyone will be asking you where they can get some Cheesy Dick!
Where Did Cheesy Dick Come From?
Once you hear the story, the name will make perfect sense. Big Buddha Seeds combined Spanish strain Moby Dick, a Jack Herer/Critical Mass hybrid, with their very own Big Buddha Cheese Feminized. Cheesy Dick Feminized inherited those whale-like yields and resinous trichomes from Moby Dick, and Big Buddha Cheese contributed the cheesy flavour and aroma.
A Whale of a Punch
If you’re looking to match yields with final results, Big Buddha Cheesy Dick is your solution! The aroma has been described as a musky, dank cream cheese, and the flavour is a spicy, old-school Indica. Cheesy Dick Feminized acts as good as she tastes with hard-hitting features that’ll leave you completely satisfied instead of looking for more within the hour. Just like this hybrid is meant for the serious collector, it’s also meant for the serious connoisseur. A mere newbie could never handle this kind of power!
Order Big Buddha Cheesy Dick Feminized Cannabis Seeds today!
When the Gorilla stops laughing, he’ll explain something to you. These descriptions are meant to be an entertaining take on the latest cannabis seeds, including Cheesy Dick. However, your order will look nothing like what we’ve discussed here. Instead, you will receive a full set of dormant cannabis seeds suitable for collection. Any cultivation or germination of cannabis seeds is prohibited per UK law.
No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!
Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:
- Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
- Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
- Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
- Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
- Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
- Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.
We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.
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Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK
NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.
Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?
The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.
99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:
- UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
- European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
- The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There
Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.