Dr Krippling
The Doctor is in the House!
Introducing the craziest gear to ever hit the United Kingdom! Dr. Krippling has scoured the rest of Europe for the most outstanding genetics he could find for monster yields, astonishing flavours, insane aromas & krippling effects. Get that wheelchair oiled up & ready to go - you'll need it!
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- UK's Newest Seed Source
- Forum Favourites
- Trusted Genetics
- Fine Tuned & Tested
- Maniacal Power - Potent!
Afghan Cow
Beefy Yields with 22% THC!
We don't know why anyone would get a cow high, but you could totally do it with this high-yielding strain. If fact, you could hook up the entire herd!
- Up to 850 gr/m2 Inside, 1300 gr/seed Outside
- A Spectacular Cerebral Strain - Meditative
Blue Kripple
21% THC & 1300 gr Yields - Nuff Said!
Blue Kripple is a true knockout with up to 21% THC, up to 1300 gr/seed outdoors & overpowering aromas that defy all but the best controls. Yowza!
- Blue Rhino X Big Bud X Medicine Man
- 7 to 8 Week Finishes, Up to 800 gr/m2 Inside
Bud Bud Bling Tingz
22% THC, 750 gr/m2, As Fast As 6 Weeks!
With finishes as short as 6 weeks, BBBT's crystals will form right before your very eyes once you flip. Best of all, they're easy as f*ck!
- Delhi Friend Gets a Blueberry Makeover!
- A Full 90% Indica for a Strong Body Buzz
Bulk Smash Auto
6 Week Finish in the Heat of Summer!
Bulk Smash Auto does best in the heat of summer with lots of CO2 yielding up to 750 gr/m2 inside in under 2 months. Is it June yet?
- Vigorous & Fast from the Start
- Very Fast & High Yielding
Choc-Matic Auto
Black Domina Power, Critical Mass Yield!
With that kind of background, you just know Dr Krippling's Choc-Matic is a guaranteed win! Finishes are 80 days or less with massive yields of chocolate-flavoured herb.
- Powerful Physical Stones - 16% THC
- Midrange Heights - Under 150 cm Inside
Chocolate Orange Auto
Savor the Smooth, Creamy Orange Tang!
Whoever said full automatics lack a certain pizz-azz never tried Chocolate Orange Auto! This one's smooth as silk with a decadent mix of cream & tangy orange on top. Yum!
- Choc-Matic X Cream Mandarin Auto
- Up to 450 gr/m3 in About 60 Days from Seed
Delhi Friend
20% THC for 50 Shades of Stoned!
Tolerant tokers will meet their match with Delhi Friend! This shockingly strong Indica is a true knockout with enough heavyweight power to push you straight through the couch.
- Up to 800 gr/m2 Inside
- Early Finishes - As Fast as 6 Weeks
Dizzy Lights Auto
These Babies Shine - Tons of Crystals!
Beginner friendly, indoor friendly & extract friendly, Dizzy Lights Auto has never met a stoner she didn't like! These fast-paced cannabis seeds only need 75 days total.
- Northern Lights Auto Genetics
- Up to 1.5 Meters with 90 gr/seed
Ganj of New York
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As oily & gooey as they come, Dr Krippling's double-diesel hybrid has perfect bud formation paired with extreme odors. Yes, Ganj of New York stinks!
- 60% Sativa, 40% Indica - High Quality
- Short-ish Heights - Great for SOG
Ganj-Nam Style
Getting Down & Dirty - 17% THC!
Ready to party Ganj-Nam Style? Get it started with the latest weed craze, a genuine Mekong High X Critical Mass fusion with way less stretch & much more bulk!
- Great for SOG - Up to 600 gr/m2
- 30% Sativa/70% Indica
Grand Heft Auto
Drive It Like You Stole It!
Grand Heft Auto goes full throttle with unmatched vigour & yields that push automatic genetics straight into the red zone. You won't believe the final swell!
- Up to 100 gr/seed in 80 Days or Less
- Northern Lights X AK-47 Auto - Proven!
Incredible Bulk Auto
650 gr/m2 in 55 Days Total!
Dr Krippling hit up their highly sought-after Incredible Bulk with a little greased lightning to create this new, fully automatic heavyweight champ. She's freaky fast!
- Very Forgiving - Stands Up To Anything
- Easy to Manage Heights - Under 1 Meter Inside
Jumping Black Dash Auto
Black Domina Automatic with 17% THC
Dark, dank & devastating, Black Domina has finally hit the fully automatic circuit with incredible power, sweet grape flavour & unbelievable speed!
- 80 to 85 Day Finishes from Seed
- Dense, Rock-Solid Buds
Kripple Roulette
Every Seed is a Winner!
Why take a chance when you can have a guaranteed win with Kripple Roulette? This blend mixes the evasive Red Haired Skunk with the elusive Black Domina for Bang! Boom! Pow!
- 42 to 56 Day Finishes - Very Fast
- 80% Indica, 21% THC, 750 gr/m2!
Kripple Shock
Delicious Flavour with 23% THC
As smooth as silk, Kripple Shock tastes like White Widow dipped in chocolate & caramel, but the effects are totally hardcore. She's a 90% Indica with 23% THC!
- Shockingly Good - Unbelievably Strong
- Up to 850 gr/m2 with a 7 to 8 Week Finish
Krippleberry Auto
Your 'Script for Potent, Berry-Infused Seeds!
Krippleberry Auto Seeds are a fresh take on Original Blueberry with rapid finishes inside or out paired with generous THC & debilitating highs!
- 16% THC - Fully Autoflowering
- Stays Under 115 cm - 70 Days or Less!
Pickled Diesel Auto
17% THC, Intense Flavour, 60 Days from Seed!
Dr Krippling don't believe in no weak-ass Autos! That's why he's packed Pickled Diesel Auto to the gills with power, intense flavour & strong aromas.
- Wave After Wave of Fruit Flavour
- With a Little Dill & Diesel for Variety!
Puff Puff Pass Out
Only Hardcore Tokers Need Apply!
High tolerance levels aren't a suggestion - they're a strict requirement! Puff Puff Pass Out is a 75% Indica with 20% THC, a certified couchlocker.
- Matanuska Tundra X Kali
- 7 to 9 Weeks & 600 gr/m2 Indoors
Smokin' Gun Auto
This Killer Always Hits the Target!
Dr Krippling went all-in with their new Smokin' Gun Auto! This version of AK-47 was built for speed, power & size for immediate & utter annihilation.
- 60 to 70 Days from Seed
- Amazing Power - Up to 100 gr/bean
Sonic Bloom Auto
A 65-Day Indica with 18% THC!
Sonic Bloom Auto always goes off without a hitch! These 100% feminized seeds are like tiny nuclear bombs with extreme vigour & explosive power.
- Up to 120 cm Indoors
- Fat, Dense & Covered in Goo!